HUFFLEPUFF - THE ONLY PUFF TO GIVE A HUFF by Rita Skeeter

HUFFLEPUFF--THE ONLY        PUFF TO GIVE A HUFF By Rita Skeeter, Professional HBiC Many of us ask questions during dark times. “Who is to be trusted?” “Where do I come from?” “Why am I here?” “Where am I going?” Ask no more. The truth, witches and wizards, is shocking yet sure: There is no one to be trusted but Hufflepuff. News of last week’s Gryffindor attack shook Hogwarts on its aged hinges but it "appeared" to bounce back with much cover up from the students and teachers. When the aging Albus Dumbledore was approached with questions of how Gryffindor’s betrayal affected him he only said "It is important to fight and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then can evil be kept at bay though never quite eradicated." But it seems Albus' tales are as long as his beard (which I hear is where he hides sticky lemon drops to eat later) and his "wisdom" seems to have failed us once again. Oh! There is an owl tapping on my window this very moment—it brings news of another attack from the Slytherins, and wait, the Ravenclaws were involved as well! It seems ‘ol Albus was hiding more than a few lemon drops beneath his light-hearted  expression. Young Gryffindor, Ty Anderson was heard  bellowing “…it’s true that the learned are the first to fall” after a ghastly attack from a group of Slytherins and Ravenclaws (who prefer to be called Slytherclaw from now on). No doubt those Ravenclaw on their crumbling pedestal will bleat that they did not, after all, team up with the known Dark-Lord-following Slytherins. However, the truth seems altogether more shocking. The End Is About To Begin! The Harry Potter Activity will start right at 7pm on Thursday night. Be fully prepared for your house introductions right at 7pm. Each house should bring some treats to the activity on Thursday and night and be prepared to battle for the house cup. Points will be given, a house will be crowned!