Thursday, October 15, 2015




Gryffinchore  Or               Gryffinwar?
By Rita Skeeter, Professional HBiC
Have the Gryffindors raised the white flag by hanging the same shab of material from last year? Has their creativity dried up or is their taste as bad as Head of House Minerva McGonagall's wardrobe would suggest?

But it seems bad taste and laziness isn't the only crime against the "brave-hearted." It has been voiced by one Demarie Anderson (first year Slytherin) that these young rebels should be convicted of "breaking and entering." It is not difficult to spot where their crimes have taken place since they have marked the scenes with a red heart. This seems only too similar to the "dark mark" that was placed by one of the Death Eaters in the scene of crime during the time of He-who-must-not-be-named. Are we to prepare ourselves for another Death Eater uprising? 

One always hesitates to point fingers but it was heard last night during a rather cruel attack from a team of Gryffindors that fellow lion Bridget Banks could not touch the Hufflepuff flag, for her 


"hands would burn." Was this not the same case for Professor Quirrell when he forced to touch goodness?  We must not let her blonde sweetness fool our children into a false sense of security.And for those who want to know the extent of their evil acts, my new biography: Dumbledore's Army: The Dark Side of the Demob will be available from Flourish and Blotts on July 31st.



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